So the debates have been agreed upon. Unfortunately, they will only feature the two icons of the American political dichotomy: George W. Bush and John F. Kerry. Sad. True. Will Americans gain insight from the spectacle? Will these be informative programs? No. They will be pure entertainment. Most people will be tuning in for the same reasons they tune in to Jerry, Montel or Ricki: to see if the two will duke it out. Oh, and yes, Dick and John will have their moment in the spotlight too.