Borrowed from TLU, who borrowed it from someone else, who borrowed it from Kevin Bacon.
- Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
I don’t think I’ve ever moaned in the shower. Well, I may have groaned at dropping that last precious sliver of soap, chasing it about the tub then realising that I could actually become one of those people who drown in two inches of water.
- How old do you look?
I’ve been told anything between 30 and 45. Once, one of the kids I work with asked me if I was her teacher’s mother. I figured out it would have made me round about 65.
- How old do you act?
I have a range: anywhere between 18 and 80. I used do a great impression of an old lady, when I was somewhere around five, so I suppose I can do a great impression of a tween now.
- What’s the last song you sang?
“Dear Mr. President” by P!nk at Lupita’s karaoke party. Good times, goooood times.
- What are your plans for the weekend?
Go on a date with Javier Bardem, lunch with Gretchen Moll and knitting with Diablo Cody.
- Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Start closed then I open them, in the hopes of catching Javier’s eyes open.
- Does every family have a crazy uncle?
Sometimes there’s a crazy aunt or both; my family doesn’t discriminate, we’re an EOFC (equal opportunity for crazy)
- Have you ever smuggled something into America?
If I told you, I’d have to kill you. Never herbs, cheese or meat products, got it?
- Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
I think the bass does. Matter of fact, I think an upright makes anyone very attractive. And a glass eye.
- Have you ever had sex in a tent?
I’ve only slept in a tent once. I was alone. Draw your own conclusions.